1) time and date u started this?
7/5/2026, 9:35AM

2) asl?
i know what this actually means but in the spirit of being obtuse: no, unfortunately, i don't know american sign language

3) opinions on musicals?
they're okay. i was never really into them but i have a soft spot for phantom of the opera bc it's dutch's fav

4) favorite snack?
some sort of fruit... pineapple is my fave

5) have u ever been in love?
i am in love right now :3

6) favorite pokemon?
since i was a kid its always juggled between vulpix and growlithe

7) mario kart main?
isabelle

8) tf2 main?
dont play the game but medic has always been my favorite

9) do you laugh at youtube poops?
there are a few skyrim ones i liked as a kid. dutch and i quote the les mis one to this day

10) are you listening to music right now?
no which is honestly weird

11) favorite shape?
i've always been partial to a rectangle

12) do you believe in astrology?
no

13) do you believe in the occult?
no

14) opinions on vocaloid?
i listened to them a lot as a kid. love u miku

15) would you ever want to be a rockstar?
no

16) do you easily get stressed?
yes :(

17) what is/was your favorite class in high school?
english/art

18) what pokemon type would you be? dual types are allowed lol
probably bug or normal but i'd want to be a water type i think

19) rei or asuka?
asuka solely bc i related to her anger a lot as a kid

20) favorite html tag?
probably img src

21) are you religious?
no

22) opinions on nightcore?
don't really have one tbh

23) did you go through any major phase? (emo, goth, weeaboo, etc)
i really wanted to be emo or goth as a kid but i never felt pretty enough to be either so to this day i'm in that "mom won't let me dress goth so this is as close as i can get" phase lol

24) are you good at drawing?
i used to be

25) do you crack your joints?
yes i'm really bad about cracking my knuckles to the point where they're just constantly stiff now.

26) do you read visual novels?
not really

27) can you sew?
yes but not very prettily

28) can you cook?
yes i think its one of the few things i'm actually good at

29) most expensive thing you've bought?
um... probably my ps5 and switch 2?

30) opinions on cosplay?
i don't personally do it bc i don't like attention on me ldgjfhjkdhfg dutch cosplays a lot and he always looks so handsome... but i love admiring everyone's skill and seeing people have fun with it

31) what's your most hated band/musician?
right now i want to say brendan urie bc i heard one of his new songs at the store yesterday and it was so fucking annoying and also reminded me he just sucks. but usually my answer is going to be taylor swift lol bc shes just an overall piece of shit

32) are you a dramatic person?
i am, particularly when it comes to catastrophizing

33) what emoticon do you use most?
:3

34) can a miracle certainly occur?
no

35) would you let a vampire suck ur blood?
duh

36) do you have a celebrity crush?
cate blanchett and also in a friend sort of way, keanu reeves

37) do you like snow?
used to live in the midwest so. no

38) were you really into greek mythology as a kid?
no

39) what are some things you could competently deliver a speech on?
um probably not a lot i get emotional quickly and so competence goes out the window. but i want to say leon s kennedy and small animal husbandry

40) are you good at spelling?
no but thats ok its not that serious 2 me. i also don't mind just looking things i dont know up so

41) which touhou wud u fuk?
none considering they all look about 9 years old

42) do you think there's going to be a robot takeover?
no

43) HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??!?!??!?!
i think it hasn't gone far enough tbh

44) would you be an angel or devil?
prob a devil bc i don't think i'm a good enough person to be an angel

45) sine, cosine, or tangent?
i hate math

46) do you like licorice?
yes... red vines are my favorite theater candy

47) whats one thing you cant stand that everyone else loves?
so much... i'm the biggest hater i know. but off the top of my head... resident evil 7 and 8. that's two things but idc.

48) what books did you like as a kid?
i read and liked so much its hard to say what my faves were but i used to always have at least one volume of fma or deathnote on me at any given time lol i also remember falling for the hunger games hype for a very brief time

49) can you play any instruments?
no which is a bummer

50) what song would you want to play at your wedding?
jo staffords version of you belong to me or a resident evil safe room theme im ngl

51) do you believe in reincarnation?
Idk i guess? but i do think it would be cool to be reborn as an animal... i think that's usually reserved for not so great people in some cultures though

52) finish the sentence: I'm just a guy who ______
loves her butch

53) have you been to another continent?
no :(

54) whats your worst habit?
cracking my knuckles

55) favorite vegetable?
corn and cucumber...

56) whats something stupid that scared the shit outta you as a kid?
um i honestly don't remember? all of the big fears i can think of that i had were rooted in something that had actually happened so i can't really call it stupid

57) whats one of your guilty pleasures?
idk... um. i like ghost hunting shows even though i don't believe in ghosts at all... they're usually good for a laff

58) would you rather be a ghost or a vampire?
vampire duhhhh

59) what do you fear most?
losing dutch

60) do you sleep with any plushies?
a pompompurin build a bear dressed as leon kennedy dutch made for me

61) what hobby do you just not understand?
i don't really know? none i guess? i think hobbies are a good thing to have as long as they're not destructive emotionally/physically/financially

62) do you like the taste of alcohol?
not really

63) are you a hopeless romantic?
no and i think having an unrealistic, idealized version of love will set you and your partner up for failure

64) which deadly sin best fits you?
sloth or wrath but realistically probably gluttony

65) which of your physical features do you like the most?
um my eyes but ive started hating those too lately so idk

66) are your ears pierced?
yea just my lobes but i want more... i need to become freakier

67) have you ever been in a physical fight?
no

68) where do you buy your clothes?
idc i will buy them literally anywhere i can find my size and i dont immediately want to die after putting them on

69) where would you live if you could live anywhere?
probably a big city in australia bc its just like where i live now but not in the us lol

70) do u believe in magic? or is it all a trick?
no i don't believe in magic but i don't think the fact that it's a trick is inherently a bad thing

71) have you read umineko when they cry? you should!
no and it doesn't really seem like something id be into i'm ngl

72) what is the worst chore to do?
dishes

73) what did your parents almost name you?
i have no idea tbh

74) what would you want your name to be if you were not your current gender?
names are genderless so idgaf probably keep it the same

75) what were your first words?
i have no idea

76) what do you want your last words to be?
play resident evil... but in all seriousness, something comforting to the people i'd be leaving behind

77) when did you first regularly start going online?
probably around 10-11

78) what year do you miss the most?
i don't really know, nostalgia tints a lot but i think i'd like to go back just once to the year my dad would bring me to his night shift janitorial job and i'd play neopets all night in the computer lab of the building he cleaned. i think i was like 12-13? idk why its a period of time that has stuck with me all these years

79) are you psychic?
no and i don't think anyone is lol

80) would you fuck a clone of yourself? you're not allowed to kill yourself.
god no

81) what do you use to listen to music?
apple music on my phone and youtube on my computer :/ but i recently got a little fake ipod and ive been having fun going back to basics

82) whats the biggest city you've been to?
los angeles

83) favorite animal?
so many but probably rabbits

84) what web browser do you use?
firefox

85) are you allergic to kitty cats???????????
no

86) do you like energy drinks?
no

87) would ever spend money on tf2 unusuals/csgo skins/gacha pulls/etc
I actually bought burly beast when i found it listed for like 20 dollars kfkdjdfgklj ive since sold it tho

88) when do you usually go to bed?
9:30-10:30PM

89) how often do you wash your hair?
probably once a week im ngl. lately products have been making my hair super greasy so im trying to give her a break and it thankfully seems to be working

90) would you download a car?
yes

91) what was your favorite show as a kid?
anything on animal planet but steve irwin's the crocodile hunter was my favorite

92) whats the silliest hat you own?
i don't own any hats...

93) what album/song do you listen to when you're feeling angsty
i don't really listen to specific things when i'm upset

94) do you make OCs?
no i'm actually really terrible at character creating

95) whats the goofiest thing you do when completely alone?
talk to myself/my dog but i think talking to your pets is completely normal so ig just talking to myself

96) do you like fireworks?
no

97) favorite painter?
tamara de lempicka and caravaggio. thats two sorry

98) favorite numbers?
7 and 13

99) what genre of vidya gaems are you really good at? (fps, fightan, danmaku, racing, whatever)
none fkgjdfkljdfkljg despite playing a lot of games i am terrible at them lol

100) time and date you finished this?
7/5/2026, 10:46AM

questionnaire by burypink